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Put It On Everything Avocado Dressing

April 23, 2020 by Cody Harman

This avocado dressing was supposed to be a homemade replication of the Trader Joes Goddess dressing… but a few things happened. #1 we are in the middle of a global pandemic and I couldn’t find basil. #2 I am half Mexican and it felt wrong mixing together avocado with lemon, basil, and parsley with absolutely no cilantro or lime. I might look like your average white boy… but I am not lemon and avocado white. ( calm down, I know lemon and avocado are actually quite tasty too).

Anyways, enough with the bullshit and onto the recipe:

Ingredients:

1 avocado 

1 cup cilantro 

Juice from 1 and 1/2 limes 

2 Tbs apple cider vinegar 

2 cloves garlic 

1 green onion 

1/2 cup olive oil 

1 cup water 

1-2 tsp. Salt… season to taste. Start with one tsp, taste it and add more if necessary.

Step 1:

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Place avocado, onion, garlic, cilantro, lime juice, vinegar, and salt into a food processor. Pulse until smooth.

Step 2

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Slowly pour in water while the processor is running.

Step 3

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Do the same with the olive oil.

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This is what the final consistency looks like. It is decently thick… ( that’s what she said?) Kind of like a ranch consistency. Adjust seasonings as needed. Add more salt or more lime juice to your liking. This makes about 2 cups of dressing.

If you are new to cooking it might seem scary to not have exact amounts of salt or etc. but that is why it is important to taste as you go. The more you cook, the more you will find that recipes are up for interpretation.

This dressing goes well on salads, but can also go well with pretty much anything. I put it on chicken, fish, shrimp, etc. Go wild.

Let me know if you give this recipe a try. I know times are a bit tough right now and more of you are cooking from home so I want to make more of an effort to get more simple recipes out to you.

Stay safe!

April 23, 2020 /Cody Harman
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Tomatillo Sauce

October 17, 2019 by Cody Harman

Chicken can get boring fast. It is a bit of a blank canvas in that it doesn’t have a whole lot of fat or flavor like beef does. This is why changing up spices and sauces can be super important. There is a lot of wiggle room to play around with when it comes to chicken breast. It doesn’t have to be boring it just needs a bit of enhancement. Sauces are like the push-up bras for chicken breasts.

Ingredients

  • 1 lb of tomatillos

  • 2 onions, sliced

  • 3 cloves of garlic

  • cilantro

  • juice from 1/2 lime

  • 1/2 bunch of cilantro

Procedure

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  1. Remove skins from tomatillos and dice. Place on a sheet pan along with the sliced onion, garlic. ( I placed my chicken on top of this mixture because it is quicker and you get the the juices of the chicken in the sauce as well ).

  2. Roast in the oven for about 25 minutes or until onions are sweet and caramelized.

  3. Place all ingredients in a food processor and pulse smooth.

  4. Adjust seasonings and serve with whatever you desire.

October 17, 2019 /Cody Harman
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